Feels like I’m running with Kid Cudi on this pursuit of happiness like it stole something from me.
MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
*says itadakimasu before going down on ur girl*
This man has no chill whatsoever.
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
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wow i thought foxes were supposed to be dangerous but really they’re just tiny ginger dogs
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If I punched God in the face, would he still forgive me? I promise, I’m not atheist but on some real shit, it goes without question that would be the first thing I’d do upon getting into Heaven. Just throwing that one punch will throw away every ounce of resentment that I have towards him. God, I love you but with all that you allow people to suffer through, it’s not so easy to simply forgive you.
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